A lesson for the girls

I have followed Tiger Wood's career with some admiration because I have tried to play golf for many years and the best I could shoot was 84. If Tiger ever shot an 84 it would be the worst day in his career. He is a great player and should be given credit for the many years he trained to become a professional.  I have noticed, however, that since his sex scandal, his game has dimished to a point that is unfamiliar.  He is moody and seems depressed when he plays and I think I know where his problem lies.

When Tiger was at his peak, he had a stable of women at his beck and call (about a dozen, I believe).  It is obvious to me that a romp in the hay with a willing partner tones up his game. With plenty of booty, he is at his peak....and that should be a lesson to the girls. If you want your man to be a success in anything, make certain that he gets plenty of booty. It apparently has a stimulating effect on young males.